"I have to go potty"
"You just went potty 3 minutes ago."
"I have to poop this time."
"You pooped 5 minutes ago."
"Oh. Maybe I just want to spit into the toilet then."
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"I want a carrot, can I have a carrot? I WANT A CARROT!"
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"My eyes won't close, so I have to come watch some tv."
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Anna: "Blue's snoring and keeping me awake."
Claire: "I'm not snoring! I'm not even asleep yet!"
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